Ranking as a close second to poop in “things that nobody wishes to clean up, ever,” vomit is also exceedingly disgusting to clean, especially when it gets intermingled with carpet, ever-so determined to be as nasty and difficult as possible.
Is there anything that’s not gross about vomit? Its gross color, the loathsome smell, the leftover food chunks that give you an unpleasant picture of the perpetrator’s last meal — it’s all just so icky, and we can’t blame you if it’s a mess that you just don’t want to deal with.
Cleaning up one vomit spot is one thing, but it’s a whole new level of disgusting when you have to deal with several. Unfortunately, we’ve seen a fair amount of serial-vomiters at CleanPro, when we’ve cleaned homes which have been the victims of cripplingly sick people. There are also those reckless teenage house parties full of little twerps who can’t hold their alcohol, and well, you know how that goes.
Okay, let’s move away from bodily fluids, lest we conjure up any ideas that are even worse than the ones we’ve already listed. There are plenty of disgusting messes which don’t involve things coming out of one’s body. In fact, some of them are related to what we put inside our body. Specifically, food.
Most people have been near bad food at some point or another. I’d like to meet the person that’s never let at least some of their produce expire at some point. Fortunately, most people have the sense to take care of the problem before it gets bad.
Have you ever been around truly rotten food? It’s repulsive. If you let food go bad for long enough, you can bet that it’ll start to make itself known to everyone who dares to reside near it. The smell becomes insufferable. We once dealt with a container of macaroni that was so old, the entire house reeked of its stench — all three levels.
For some people, it’s enough to call the professionals, taking a nice little mini-vacation outside of the house until the job is taken care of.
Lucky for you, this is a job that we’re happy to take care of. If you’ve got the case of the food from the black lagoon, call us for residential deep cleaning services. We’ll make your kitchen so spotless that it would make rotten food cower in fear.